Fool!

I am the holy sword known as Excalibur! I hail from the 12th century. Follow my 1000 tasks and you may be my Meister.

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

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THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

(via the-soul-eater-alchemist)

VS Jack the Ripper

(Source: akasaa, via the-soul-eater-alchemist)

vampire-queen-marceline started following you:

Excalibur looked up and down the pale black headed girl. He noticed something was very odd than the average human. “Greetings, my name is Excalibur and I hail from the 12th century.”

EXCCAALLIIBBURRRR! EXCALLLIBBBURRR! EXCALLIIIBURRR!