Close your eyes too see a new perspective

I'm Nick and I'm a nobody. dead person sleeping

As I'm looking through Facebook

  • Band kids: "OMG our field trip is so fun! We're going here and then there! Omg guys!
  • Popular kid: "OMG had the best day ever with all my friends, but now I'm bored so hmu guys!"
  • Relationship kid: "I just got home from my baby's house, I love you <3 can't wait to see you tomorrow!"
  • And then there's me: "..."

Going to the grocery store at 11 O'clock at night.

  • Dad: "You need to wipe the handle of the buggy off, do you know how many people have touched that?"
  • Me: "Do you know how many fucks I give at the moment?"
  • Dad: "What did you say!?"
  • Me: "Nothing...it's the sleep talking."
did-you-kno:

Source

OMG THIS IS ME.
I actually enjoy my hair today (:
  • Tumblr famous person: "OMG guyz send me an ask I'm bored and I want to make friends with some of my followers!"
  • Me: *Sends ask* "Hello! (:"
  • *Never gets a reply back*
Reuploading this because yolo.